Current Events At Southern Cross Uni-the Life if Tabitha Blanchard:
While playing ultimate frisbee on Monday night there was a tragic head on collision between one Tabitha Blanchard and teammate Johny Unkown. Miss Blanchard was thrown to the ground by 200 lbs of human flesh, resulting in two sprained toes, one laceration on her next-to-pinky toe, a gargantuan lump/bruise on her left theigh, and abnormal pain in her lower right back. Luckily her injuries were minor and she should be active once the swelling and bruising has gone down in her foot. Until then she has been nicknamed, "Gimp" and endures the jeering names frome her roommates and friends. (Slight exaggeration.)

Other than her current state of health, Tabitha is doing quite well. She recently was seen at the social event of the year, Lismore Race Day. Tabitha reported that her luck was lacking when after betting 4 dollars on the first race her horse came in last, the social extravaganza was worth her loss. Uni students spent the day in their finest attire dancing to the live music, and watching the horse races until the days end.